La Sirenita: Versión para Adultos

Este video es una re-edición cómica de la escena de La Sirenita de Disney. Ariel canta en esta ocasión una versión más adulta como ella se siente siendo sirena en el fondo del mar y como desearía tener otras partes humanas en su cuerpo para algo que Disney nunca aclararía, tener sexo.

La canción original en inglés se llamaba: Part of your world.

Después de escuchar a Ariel decir todo eso, aún dulcemente, estoy seguro que muchos no volverán a ver con los mismos ojos este film de nuestra infancia.

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Maybe he is right, maybe there really is something the matter with me. I just don’t believe that something that makes such wonderful things could be bad.

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection is complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m a girl,
A girl who has everything?

Look at my face, check out my chest,
Wouldn’t you say clamshell bras are the best.
Lookin around me you’d think,
Sure, I could tap that.

But as you know I am a mer-folk,
and so I am a fish down below.
You want great human looks? I’ve got half.

But who cares, no big deal, I want more.

I wanna be like the people are,
Not with scales but with real genitalia.
Rolling around between the, what do you call them?
Oh… sheets.

Flipping my fins, I can’t get to far,
Cunts are required for nearly everything.
Selling myself on the …
… what’s that word again? Street.

Up where they bang,
Up where they bone,
Up where they stay up at night all alone.
I’ve never cum, wish I could have: A VAGINA

What would I give…
…if I could live with a vibrator?

What would I pay …
… to spend a day, warm with a cock.

Bet you on land they’d understand,
that they don’t, fuck over their daughters.

Bright young women, sick of nothing,
ready to lay.

I’m ready to do what the people do,
What’s your position and,
What’s your name and
What’s gonorrhea and why does it
What’s the word? Burn?

When’s it my turn? Wouldn’t I love
Love to fuck like they do up above.
Not celibate, wish I could have: A VAGINA